Chapter 1
by Christi
O' My Goodness. So there's this guy I met on the job. Let's call him... Senor Hierba De Trigo. It's so confusing. I found him so intriguing. We all had to do this ridiculous team-building thing in training where we interviewed a partner and asked them various invasive questions. He was my partner.
Right, so he was asking me the obligatory questions and I disclosed some of my hobbies and stuff. But I digress.
Then when I asked the obligatory questions, he mentioned an interest in reading books on "controversial topics" and "revisionist history".
*crickets*
I am in awe. *What* controversial topics?! *What* revisionist history?! We spoke briefly at times about the F3dera1 R3ser<3, and he knows about chemtrails, and GMOs, and has good taste in music, my stars... where did this dude come from? *sigh* :)
On the day of orientation, he opined that, on his ID badge, his photo made him look somewhat like a mobster.
It did; this is quite the case.
Thus...The story of the Mysterious Disappearance of Senor Carlos Hierba De Trigo. Who is he? Where has he gone? The adventure begins! Chapter 2 coming soon...
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